“When will my goodies ship out?”
Please allow 1-3 business days for order processing (we promise to get you the goods asap). Once shipped, we’ll get you over a shipping confirmation including tracking number! If you have any questions about your order at all, please feel free to reach us at email@example.com
"Shipping... how much does it cost?"
Shipping within the United States is a flat-rate of $4.99, all orders $40+ (before tax) get free shipping !
*U.S. SHIPPING: All orders ship via USPS First Class Mail or Priority Mail (P.O. Box and APO/FPO military addresses okay!) Please allow 2-5 business days for delivery. Rush delivery via USPS Priority Express Mail also available upon request. We unfortunately cannot be responsible for lost or stolen items, but we do our absolute best to avoid this situation.
"Halp! I haven't received my order and I'm panicking!"
Fear not! Out of thousands of orders that have left the hands of our incredibly capable shipping department, only a handful have ever truly gone missing into the void. Occasionally though an order may be returned to us. If your package hasn't been delivered after the time listed above, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org, we're very happy to help track this down. Either way we'll ensure this gets into your hands as quickly as humanly possible and we've absolutely never left a gal or guy hanging :)